I'm being pulled over???
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My vagina is officially offended.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie