I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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