she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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