you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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