At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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