It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one