just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.