Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?