the condom got lost in my hair
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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