ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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