Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wish i was in the wii world.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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