I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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