they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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