so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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