Christians are straight up FREAKS
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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