there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Randomize