ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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