So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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