Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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