I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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