good thing vaginas are great cup holders
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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