the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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