its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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