Whod you bang
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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