so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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