Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.