The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.