it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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