I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
