hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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