He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
tell me about the eggs
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