it wasn't lemon gatorade
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year