her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈