do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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