Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Randomize