this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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