would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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