Plan B is the new Plan A
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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