party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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