Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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