i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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