That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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