Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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