I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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