After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
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That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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