I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here