Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.