his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Even my vagina gasped.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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