super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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