physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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