I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
honey bunches of taint.
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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