Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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