Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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