I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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