It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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